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Yeah, I tried it and had my 7th grade fit of giggles. Some things should not be free.
March 26th, 2007
March 19th, 2007
When will he learn that I am a person, not a dictionary?
apatheticMarch 12th, 2007
To my gentleman: recipient of my latest haiku
You lost all your work
karma is a female dog
please leave the building
You lost all your work
karma is a female dog
please leave the building
amusedSorry just couldn't resist:
Your cell phone; it rings
with my foot, I will destroy
into small pieces
Your cell phone; it rings
with my foot, I will destroy
into small pieces
Its a sad story when a husband uses his cell phone to call his wife at the other end of the building to tell her she doesn't know what's she's doing.
Man, that really sucked. I gotta work on that, So, what's for lunch?
March 11th, 2007
Allow me to share my precious gift of haiku:
Britney, oh Britney
America's bald delight
Kevin's loss, our gain
Britney, oh Britney
America's bald delight
Kevin's loss, our gain
boredMarch 9th, 2007
Just great! I just signed up for this and I'm already in trouble with the character police!
Don't know about you but when I sign up for stuff like this I tend to skim the instructions. I submitted my profile and I was told twice by Mr. Live Journal himself that I had too many "characters" typed in my interests box. Not to mention too many words. Apparently, he really means it when he says you can only have four words between commas. I wanted to tell the world that I am, indeed, interested in scrapbooking but I wanted to include in parenthesis that I hadn't actually made one yet (lest you want me to deceive you). If you see this guy run, don't walk, in the other direction.