Whatever

Type Anything You Want Me to Speak! Try Free

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:47:31 GMT

Yeah, I tried it and had my 7th grade fit of giggles. Some things should not be free.

I am NOT Webster!!

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 00:04:24 GMT

When will he learn that I am a person, not a dictionary?

Ok one more please

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:58:44 GMT

To my gentleman: recipient of my latest haiku

You lost all your work
karma is a female dog
please leave the building

My gift for Mr. Cell Hell

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:46:05 GMT

Sorry just couldn't resist:

Your cell phone; it rings
with my foot, I will destroy
into small pieces

Deep Thoughts

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:37:45 GMT

Its a sad story when a husband uses his cell phone to call his wife at the other end of the building to tell her she doesn't know what's she's doing.

Hai-kuku

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:34:27 GMT

Man, that really sucked. I gotta work on that, So, what's for lunch?

Dear Readers: I give you my heart and soul

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 19:25:13 GMT

Allow me to share my precious gift of haiku:

Britney, oh Britney
America's bald delight
Kevin's loss, our gain

Help!! They're coming to take me away!

Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:50:26 GMT

Just great! I just signed up for this and I'm already in trouble with the character police!
Don't know about you but when I sign up for stuff like this I tend to skim the instructions. I submitted my profile and I was told twice by Mr. Live Journal himself that I had too many "characters" typed in my interests box. Not to mention too many words. Apparently, he really means it when he says you can only have four words between commas. I wanted to tell the world that I am, indeed, interested in scrapbooking but I wanted to include in parenthesis that I hadn't actually made one yet (lest you want me to deceive you). If you see this guy run, don't walk, in the other direction.